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Vanhal
is going to kill you!!!

Posts: 10496
Join Date: 01-12-2001
Posted at 7:06 pm, 25th September 2003
Ah damm it, look we missed talk like a pirate day!!! a damm it, and you all know that i'm The Cap'n!

Quote:
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not

What's Yer Inner Pirate?

See i even took the test!

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Scooter
Morale Officer

Posts: 2898
Join Date: 08-05-2002
Posted at 3:46 am, 26th September 2003
Arrr....

Captain of the USS Serenity
Simmo666
Rear Admiral

Posts: 4620
Join Date: 12-01-2002
Posted at 4:06 pm, 26th September 2003
Quote:
Ol' Chummy
Profile. You look old for your age. Hygiene is just that thing that happens to other Pirates. You like what you like. Taking a cannonball to the head in your younger days hasn't helped. Not one to take risks, you enjoy quiet evenings on your bunk. You're a collector. You like things. Not, "nice" things- just things. Some people think of you as a blight on humanity - a carbuncle on the alabaster skin of man. You think of yourself as a swell guy with lots of friend - just the one, but lots of him. If you weren't a pirate, but rather lived in the 21st Century, you would be the kind of guy who has played a computer game for four days without thinking of showering and living solely on Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos. What you lack in physical attractiveness you more than make up for in interesting skin conditions. What's the upside of all of this? With the Captain's lifestyle, you are likely to be running the ship in a week or two. Ahead! Warp Factor ONE!


LOL! LOL, nice test

Rear Admiral Simmo666
Commanding Officer - Starbase 460
Member of the Year 2002
REMEMBER: Scooter crashed the SQL Server on 25th November 2002 - really? did he? i forgot that
Manhunter
Commander

Posts: 625
Join Date: 29-05-2002
Posted at 4:50 pm, 27th September 2003
You are The Cap'n!




Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

"All aboard!"


Chief of Security/Tactical on the USS Serenity

Vanhal
is going to kill you!!!

Posts: 10496
Join Date: 01-12-2001
Posted at 11:17 pm, 27th September 2003
HEy, i'm the capn' that do be munis, ya'll walk da plank ya scroungy worm.

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