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What would you do if you got a phaser?

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What would you do if you got a phaser?
Store it in a safe place where I can glance at it everyday
 
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Sell it on eBay
 
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Use it to melt enemys into dust
 
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Put on a ST uniform and run around saying: 'I am the captain of the Enterprise!'
 
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Use it to cook donuts, yum yum
 
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PhoenixHunter
Lieutenant-Junior Grade

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Join Date: 18-06-2004
Posted at 11:31 pm, 28th September 2004
I would run around melting my enemys into galactic DUST Na na! ! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah that would be fun. I have a feeling this thread won't attract many people but....
I'm on medication now. I have condition called 'Hunteritise' which is when ever I see a Phoenix, I leap on it's back, rip its skull right out of its head and beat it to death with it!


Dobberman
Fleet Admiral

Posts: 1998
Join Date: 29-12-2001
Posted at 8:46 pm, 29th September 2004
Well, first I would take it apart and see how it works, then "invent" it, then sell it on ebay Grin
No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman.
Scooter
Morale Officer

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Posted at 12:54 am, 30th September 2004
There's a lot of people I'd like to melt into dust.

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StarKiller
Ensign

Posts: 59
Join Date: 02-01-2004
Posted at 7:13 pm, 30th September 2004
i would put on an ST FC uniform and shoot people and say i am captin of the enterprise untell i finaly turned all the anoying liberals into dust. and of course John Kerry
Asky
Ensign

Posts: 60
Join Date: 25-07-2004
Posted at 9:15 pm, 30th September 2004
You might want to be a little careful there... I want to blast people that irritate me as much as anyone else, but I wouldn't go around naming large groups of people... Gene Roddenberry had a pretty liberal position on things.
jcmoorehead
Cadet 1st Year

Posts: 6
Join Date: 16-09-2004
Posted at 10:42 am, 3rd October 2004
I'd put the phaser to good use and slice me some pie Grin
Chris3123
Cadet 4th Year

Posts: 37
Join Date: 03-10-2002
Posted at 12:05 pm, 3rd October 2004
jcmoorehead said:
I'd put the phaser to good use and slice me some pie Grin


LOL I'm sorry, that just made me laugh. LOL!


Me? I'd go up to Dobberman, point the thing at him and tell him to get the dang mod done already! Muhahaha

Too bad I don't have a phaser. Wink
Dobberman
Fleet Admiral

Posts: 1998
Join Date: 29-12-2001
Posted at 12:14 pm, 3rd October 2004
Yes... too bad Eek!
No matter what I choose, no matter how much I buy, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, "with great parents comes great reliability." This is my gift; their purse. Who am I? I'm Dobberman.
LeprechaunTrekker
Commander

Posts: 572
Join Date: 01-06-2002
Posted at 3:35 pm, 3rd October 2004
Remember, violence is not the answer...

Deputy Security Officer up for hire...
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T'pol: "It's my understanding that your mating ritual is effective in easing tension."
Trip:"That hadn't always been my experience."
-ENTERPRISE Episode 22: "Fallen Hero"
Simmo666
Rear Admiral

Posts: 4620
Join Date: 12-01-2002
Posted at 6:14 pm, 3rd October 2004
Noone said that he'd use it... could be:

Chris3123: Hey Dob, look at this *points phaser at Dobberman*
Dobberman: Cool, a phaser.
Chris3123: Get the dang mod done already and I'll give you it.
Dobberman: Oooo *works*.

See, no violence involved.

Rear Admiral Simmo666
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REMEMBER: Scooter crashed the SQL Server on 25th November 2002 - really? did he? i forgot that
PhoenixHunter
Lieutenant-Junior Grade

Posts: 119
Join Date: 18-06-2004
Posted at 7:19 am, 4th October 2004
Chris3123 said:
jcmoorehead said:
I'd put the phaser to good use and slice me some pie Grin


LOL I'm sorry, that just made me laugh. LOL!


Me? I'd go up to Dobberman, point the thing at him and tell him to get the dang mod done already! Muhahaha

Too bad I don't have a phaser. Wink

Heh heh that's not a bad idea... No offence intended Dobber Grin .
I'm on medication now. I have condition called 'Hunteritise' which is when ever I see a Phoenix, I leap on it's back, rip its skull right out of its head and beat it to death with it!


Chris3123
Cadet 4th Year

Posts: 37
Join Date: 03-10-2002
Posted at 6:08 pm, 4th October 2004
LeprechaunTrekker said:
Remember, violence is not the answer...


I wouldn't use violence. I'd just use the threat of violence. That's different. Na na!
LeprechaunTrekker
Commander

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Posted at 1:40 am, 5th October 2004
Good point.

Deputy Security Officer up for hire...
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T'pol: "It's my understanding that your mating ritual is effective in easing tension."
Trip:"That hadn't always been my experience."
-ENTERPRISE Episode 22: "Fallen Hero"
Bicko
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Join Date: 08-10-2002
Posted at 4:52 pm, 5th October 2004
Bender said:
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

LOL!
Scooter
Morale Officer

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Join Date: 08-05-2002
Posted at 12:38 am, 7th October 2004
Chris3123 said:
LeprechaunTrekker said:
Remember, violence is not the answer...


I wouldn't use violence. I'd just use the threat of violence. That's different. Na na!

Yep that's the difference between assault and battery.

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LeprechaunTrekker
Commander

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Join Date: 01-06-2002
Posted at 8:58 pm, 7th October 2004
Scooter speaks the truth.

Deputy Security Officer up for hire...
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T'pol: "It's my understanding that your mating ritual is effective in easing tension."
Trip:"That hadn't always been my experience."
-ENTERPRISE Episode 22: "Fallen Hero"
Asky
Ensign

Posts: 60
Join Date: 25-07-2004
Posted at 9:04 pm, 7th October 2004
does he speak anything else?
Scooter
Morale Officer

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Join Date: 08-05-2002
Posted at 1:24 am, 10th October 2004
I'm still working on learning to speak Klingon. Na na!

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PhoenixHunter
Lieutenant-Junior Grade

Posts: 119
Join Date: 18-06-2004
Posted at 6:38 am, 11th October 2004
Scooter my friend, you have way to much time on your hands Na na! .
I'm on medication now. I have condition called 'Hunteritise' which is when ever I see a Phoenix, I leap on it's back, rip its skull right out of its head and beat it to death with it!


Scooter
Morale Officer

Posts: 2898
Join Date: 08-05-2002
Posted at 6:50 pm, 11th October 2004
Actually I don't have enough. I've got a huge backlog of stuff to do.

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