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Mikey_Carr
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Posted at 11:13 pm, 9th October 2002
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What is the stupidist thng u ever done, u can name up to 5!

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Simmo666
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Posted at 4:58 pm, 10th October 2002
1.
Ran into the road right in front of a load of traffic just to get a small plastic ball.

2.
Leaning onto 2 legs of a stool, and falling off it, to be embaressed by everyone who saw. Then, sitting back on the stool, immediately sitting on 2 legs again, and falling off again right away. (This was on this Tuesday).

3.
Spinning around for 15 minutes making myself sick for days.

4.
Continually calling a paintbrush a pen, and not realising what was wrong. I clearly knew it was a paintbrush, but couldnt stop calling it a pen.

5.
Allowing Carlos to get more posts than me.

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FliX
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Posted at 6:19 pm, 10th October 2002
lol

umm hard...

cause i only do stupid things...

1.) vomit out of my window, onto the roof, and not beeing able to open it for weeks :S

2.) get up in the mornings to go to school Na na!

3.) droping a plastic model plain, that i had been working on for 5 months :S

4.) breaking my arms 3 times in 6 years, and having a bigger x-ray folder than most people over 60 Na na!

5.) going to ebay, and not getting of woithout puting in an offer for at least 2 objects...
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sporto78
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Posted at 7:31 pm, 10th October 2002
In no particular order:

1) Accidently blowing up an electrical light box in the auditorium when I was in high school.

2) Climbing a 25 foot rope the wrong way and falling off when I got to the top. Hurt a lot.

3) Backing my Landcrusier into a brick wall.

4) Experimenting with pool shock in model rockets to try to make them explode at the top of the arc. Came apart on liftoff and sprayed us with pool shock. Had chemical burns all over us for weeks.

5) This: http://www.angelfire.com/extreme2/weifonky/miscpics1.html

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Dobberman
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Posted at 7:54 pm, 10th October 2002
1. losing my appendix Grin (where'd that go to?)

2. reaching my hand out in a restaurant without looking and accidentally hit a waitress in the arse Eek!

3. dossed for 2 years of maths classes, requiring Vanhal to give me a crash course the last two days before the test!

4. mapping a very big mod on my own Grin

5. Giving Vanhal AOP in #efmods What ever! Na na!
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Scooter
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Posted at 1:13 am, 11th October 2002
This is hard, but I'll try:

1. Trying to get more posts than Carlos.

2. Jumping into an icy hole of water.

3. Almost smashed my car into a lightpost.

4. Responding to this post.

5. Leaning onto 2 legs of a stool and falling off it.

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Virtual_Game_Dude
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Posted at 12:25 am, 12th October 2002
1. I like swords.

2. I like swords.

3. I like swords.

4. I like swords.

5. I like swords

Carlos: Yeah..everything you do is stupid.

Of course! Thats my role in these forums! Stupid person.

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Mikey_Carr
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Posted at 12:42 pm, 12th October 2002
First Why the FCUK do people pick on carlos, he aint done nothing wrong it is that god damn skywalker we should pick on!

1)Put 20V on a tiny bulb

2)Put the volume on a PA system so high it shooke a whole building

3)Dropped my bass on to another guitar

4)Smashed a guitar of a wall

5)Started Ensign Kim's Crazy Talk lol

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carlos_technology
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Posted at 4:41 pm, 12th October 2002
wasn't there already a topic for this?

and I still haven't done anything stupid

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Dobberman
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Posted at 4:43 pm, 12th October 2002
Virtual_Game_Dude said:
Carlos: Yeah..everything you do is stupid.

Of course! Thats my role in these forums! Stupid person.


Actually, I think that was supposed to be carlos talking when he said "Yeah..everything you do is stupid.", so it was carlos calling VGD stupid Wink
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Scooter
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Posted at 11:03 pm, 12th October 2002
Carlos does stupid things too.

1. spammed excessively

2. lied himself into a corner

3. shooting hatches open in Deralict2

4. the jetpack incident

5. constantly stating the obvious

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carlos_technology
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Posted at 12:30 am, 13th October 2002
what jetpack incident?

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Simmo666
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Posted at 12:55 am, 13th October 2002
carlos_technology said:
what jetpack incident?


Erm, nostromo maybe.

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carlos_technology
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Posted at 1:11 am, 13th October 2002
if that was it, you were telling everybody to look at you when you were on that ship that was flying around

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Scooter
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Posted at 4:23 am, 13th October 2002
I was trying to come up with five things for Carlos in the space of like one minute. I've only known him for a few months, so I can't think of anything he did before these forums were started. I'm sure he's done lots of stupid things before Dobberman started EFMods. (and don't bother denying)

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sporto78
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Posted at 7:24 am, 13th October 2002
Yes, everyone does stupid things. Wink

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Simmo666
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Posted at 12:54 pm, 13th October 2002
sporto78 said:
Yes, everyone does stupid things. Wink


And we posted what they were!

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Posted at 3:22 pm, 13th October 2002
No
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Skipper
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Posted at 9:48 pm, 19th October 2002
1
Electricuting my self and couldnt let go OWCH that hurt

2.

Riding in to a lampost

3

get bit by dog and scratched by cat (today by cat)

4

hitting my computer screen hurting my knuckels

5

first time i posted in here hehe LOL!
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